Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
It would have been nice to know he would be showing up.
Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.
THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT
My mind exploded
Time to barber it up with the haircuts until further notice.
Hopefully my life will start from that day.
- 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
- 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
- 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
- 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
- 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
- 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
- 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
- 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
- 14. Do you have any kinks?
- 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
- 16. Do you pee in the shower?
- 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
- 19. Do you like being naked?
- 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
- 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
- 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
- 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
- 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
- 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
- 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
- 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
- 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
- 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
- 30. How often do you masturbate?
- 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
- 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
- 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
- 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
- 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
- 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
- 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
- 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
- 39. Do you ever go commando?
- 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
- 41. How big is your penis?
- 42. Does your penis curve at all?
- 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
- 44. How big are your breasts?
- 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
- 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
- 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
- 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
- 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
- 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
- 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
- 53. Do you like your butt?
- 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
- 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
- 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
- 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
- 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
- 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
- 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
- 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
- 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
- 63. Spit or swallow?
- 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
- 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
- 66. Do you "squirt?"
- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
- 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
- 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
- 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
- 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
- 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
- 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
- 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
- 78. Do you own any sex toys?
- 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
- 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
- 81. What are your favorite positions?
- 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
- 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
- 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
- 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
- 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
- 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
- 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
- 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
- 92. Have you have phone sex?
- 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
- 94. What's something you like about your body?
- 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
- 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
- 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
- 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
- 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
- 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
PG County Police
Let this movement continue
If you are pull over or approached by a police officer, record them!!!!!
Recording police is not legal in all 50 states! Know your rights in your area to protect yourself! The police also aren’t allowed to remove you from your car either
I understand that so be careful if you do record….
Just over the weekend I had a police officer that pulled me and my BF over for absolutely no reason.
He made up bs excuses to pull us over. He said we were driving under the speed limit going 40 in a 60 lane (BS we were driving 65 the whole time!) And he said it is illegal to drive in the left lane.
He assumed we were running drugs. He asked me for my information (even though I do not drive) and told me to get out the car. He separated us to see if our stories werent going to match.
He questioned where we were going, why we were travelling, if I knew my BF, if there were drugs in the car etc. He ran our information and found nothing on us. He looked frustrated cuz he wanted to ticket us but had no actual reason to ticket us. I had my tablet with me the whole time.
Shout out to the second cop who spotted the tablet and knew I would record them. He turned out to be the “nice” cop.
That Tablet saved us from getting ticketed/arrested
My blood pressure went up so high. Outta control.
who is this brilliant man
THIS is perfect! Where is this from?!
Who is this guy?
His name is Jaque Fresco and he is one of the most bad ass old men on the planet! He is an inventor and an engineer and he even has his own community in Florida called The Venus Project. He also gives great talks (which he curses in and it’s hilarious) and they’re on youtube.
VIVA JACQUE FRESCO!!!
This entire thing is a mess